Synopsis
Amir is the dying leader of the nation Kalid. His body is flown to America where Dr. Trenton (Kent Taylor) tries to save his life by transplanting his brain into another body. Naturally, everything goes horribly wrong, not the least of which is the plot, which not unlike the dying leader, soon collapses and must be put on life support.
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In the year 3000, humans have been enslaved by the Psychlos, an alien race, for a 1,000 years. Jonnie Goodboy Tyler (Barry Pepper) rises as a human leader who will lead a rebellion to overthrow the alien tyranny.
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After lodging his posterior in an airline toilet, Nashwan Wade (Kevin Hart) is awarded a hefty settlement. He uses the cash to open NWA airlines, featuring a huge purple jet catering to the African American demographic. Hilarity ensues.
The fourth installment of the Superman franchise nearly made me cry (and would have been a good entry in the So Bad They’re Good movie contest). This is despite solving one problem of Superman III: Gene Hackman and Margot Kidder are back as Lex Luthor as Lois Lane — but unfortunately, everything else is a complete and utter disaster.
I watched this cosmic travesty via Joost’s “The Really Terrible Film Channel”. Warning signs to waste my time elsewhere began with the very first frame, stating: “In the competition for new materials and advanced manufacturing techniques, two multi-national corporations have invested heavily in space,” read by a super-hokey narrator. We’re soon aboard the Shenandoah, a spacecraft populated by D-list actors that all look sort of familiar, having guest-starred on ER or Knight Rider. Sadly, this flick is a step down.