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Leonard Parker (Bill Cosby), super-spy, emerges from retirement to thwart a vegetarian psychopath’s plan to destroy the San Francisco Bay Area with an army of mind-controlled animals.

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A meteor hurtles toward earth. Only scientist Paul Bradley (Sean Connery) can save humanity. Hilarity ensues.

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Doc Savage (Ron Ely) and the Amazing Five travel to South America to battle the evil Captain Seas and fight the mysterious “green death.”

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The military accidentally releases gas that kills everyone on earth over the age of 25. Hippies and youth culture take over.

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Dr. Tsu (Nancy Kwan) leads a deadly team of female martial artists that harvest athlete’s brains for elderly millionaires. Insurance man Mike Harber (Ross Hagen) is sent to the Philippines to this travesty. Also titled Wonder Women, Chinese Puzzle, or Women Of Transplant Island.

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Father Lamont (Richard Burton) is asked to investigate the death of Father Merrin (Max Von Sydow) which leads him to the older Regan (Linda Blair) who was possessed by the demon Pazuzu in the first film. This trip takes Father Lamont (Richard Burton) to Ethiopia and beyond.

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Darla Carter (Guinevere Turner) and her two young children live in rural America with a morose sister-in-law (Dot-Marie Jones), and an alcoholic, absent husband (Bill Sage). Hilarity ensues. Well, unintentional hilarity.

Darla Carter (Guinevere Turner) lives in the rural south with two young children, a morose sister-in-lay (Dot-Marie Jones), and an alcoholic, absent husband (Bill Sage).

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Amir is the dying leader of the nation Kalid. His body is flown to America where Dr. Trenton (Kent Taylor) tries to save his life by transplanting his brain into another body. Naturally, everything goes horribly wrong, not the least of which is the plot, which not unlike the dying leader, soon collapses and must be put on life support.

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In the year 3000, humans have been enslaved by the Psychlos, an alien race, for a 1,000 years. Jonnie Goodboy Tyler (Barry Pepper) rises as a human leader who will lead a rebellion to overthrow the alien tyranny.

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After lodging his posterior in an airline toilet, Nashwan Wade (Kevin Hart) is awarded a hefty settlement. He uses the cash to open NWA airlines, featuring a huge purple jet catering to the African American demographic. Hilarity ensues.

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