Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Link Sharing 11/21/07

November 21st, 2007

WebomaticaFor the next few days, due to the Thanksgiving holiday, who knows when I’ll post next. But as usual, I have some “stuff in the queue” for the week following. In the meantime, enjoy these links.

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Rant: More Mass Transit Tales

November 14th, 2007

WebomaticaMy last MUNI post was griping about clueless passengers. This one documents some of the annoying stuff I’ve experienced on San Francisco’s mass transit over the past few years.

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Link Sharing: 11/15/07 - Comics, Cats, Dieting, Gas

November 14th, 2007

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  1. Unintentionally Hilarious Comic Strips.
  2. Global Warming Might Be The Solution.
  3. Or Maybe Going For A Walk.
  4. Gas In Your Meat, Too.

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Rant: MUNI Survival Guide

November 9th, 2007

Webomaticaespite my support of mass transit (I haven’t driven to work in nearly three years) riding the San Francisco bus (MUNI) is not a stroll in the park and I dare say service has gotten worse in the past year. So I’ve whipped up this quick MUNI survival guide.

Despite the common assumption that riding a bus is a simple affair, I notice on a daily basis many clueless riders (usually tourists, executives, suburbanites) that seem pathetically confused by the concept of riding in a vehicle with complete strangers.

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Link Sharing: 11/9/07

November 9th, 2007

WebomaticaA bit of a format change. Plans are in the works to get this process a bit more automated.

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The Movie Industry In 2050

October 13th, 2007

TechnologyI recently watched a documentary on the making of 2001: A Space Odyssey, regarding the challenges of trying to predict the technological future back in the 1960s. For some reason it inspired some random thoughts about where the Hollywood movie going experience will be in the more distant future - and how technology will make things both better but more likely - worse.

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Eighties Hair Metal Videos That Scarred Me For Life

September 8th, 2007

MusicNever mind investment bubbles - the bubble that damaged me most was the hair metal one of the late eighties. After New Wave and the sexually ambiguous melodies of Kajagoogoo and Haircut 100, hard rock struck back with a vengeance via all kinds of pseudo-manly bands, waving their guitars like giant - guitars.

As hair metal grew in popularity, clones of clones of clones emerged - all  rock decedents of Van Halen and Bon Jovi in a cheap attempt to make a quick buck, hence inflating a head-banging bubble that could only collapse due the weight of the metal contained within.

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More Funny Search Keywords

August 7th, 2007

WebomaticaEvery few months I like looking at the Webomatica server logs for strange search keyphrases. Here’s a list of ones that struck my fancy as strangely funny. It’s odd window into what people are searching for when they visit this site, and what this site seems to be about from the search engine point of view. Unfortunately, I don’t think any of these folks found what they were looking for:

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Grumpy Old People Want To Shut Down The Net

August 2nd, 2007

TechnologyWhenever you’re down on technology and consider writing a grumpy anti-tech rant, the oldsters do us one better.

First, Sir Elton John thinks art would benefit if the Internet were shut down for say, five years. In his opinion, music was way better back in the seventies. There’s too much technology and people are spending less time collaborating and too much time blogging to create good music - like his - although the last time he had a hit I got into was Nikita. Gee, with the quality bar lowered why can’t Elton just record a great retro album and blow all the youngsters away? Or are the youngsters of today too busy with the Scissor Sisters?

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So Why Are Americans So Fat?

July 26th, 2007

FoodI found this post on The Consumerist amusing, although it states something that should be fairly obvious to most of us out there - Americans are fat and getting fatter year after year. The comments are especially interesting for the suggested theories as to why.

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