Fake Steve Jobs Pitching Green Tea
Amusing Taiwanese video for green tea featuring a Fake Steve Keynote:
John Sculley ran Apple in the late eighties / early nineties, wooed from Pepsi by Steve himself, with a pitch along the lines of “do you want to sell sugar water for the rest of your life or come with me and change the world?” Sculley went on to kick Steve Jobs out of the company, then guide it into a death spiral. Jobs returned to Apple, fixed the damage done by Sculley and subsequent CEOs, and has since risen to business-leader heights Sculley can only dream of.
So today’s bizarre fantasy: Sculley watching this video on an iPad (Knowledge Navigator), chuckling a bit… then sobbing sugar-water tears.