Mad Men: The Gypsy And The Hobo
October 28th, 2009
Season 3, Episode 11

Synopsis
Preparing to take the kids out of town, Betty asks Don for money. He doesn’t respond.
Bertram, Don, and Roger meet with Annabelle Mathis from Caldecott Farms, maker of dog food using horse meat. She’s an old flame of Roger’s, and they set a dinner date.
That evening, Miss Farrell and Don plan to go out of town together while Betty and the kids are away.
Joan preps a nervous Greg for a psychiatry job interview. He becomes more confident when he mentions his father’s nervous breakdown.
Joan calls Roger to ask for help in a job search. He says he likes being thought of by her.
Betty meets with her brother William and a lawyer about selling Grandpa Gene’s house, which is in her name. She asks the lawyer about divorce. He says if a husband is a good provider and there isn’t evidence of adultery – why bother.
Over dinner and drinks, Roger and Annabelle recall their fling, and the sad ending to Casablanca. After dinner she propositions him, but Roger turns her down.
After a terrible interview, Greg complains to Joan that she doesn’t understand what it’s like to want something your whole life and not get it. She hits the back of his head with a vase.
Annabelle watches several pet owners freak out after learning her dog food contains horse meat. Don and Roger suggest a new name. She storms out, telling Roger she’ll find another agency. He mentions she broke his heart all those years ago.
Don tells Suzanne to wait in his car while he gets his things. He walks into his house to find Betty and the kids home, earlier than planned. Betty orders him to open his desk drawer. Scared, he offers to explain.
Don gets a drink, fumbles with a cigarette, and explains how his real name is Dick Whitman. He took Don Draper’s identity during the Korean War. Anna was Don Draper’s wife, so he bought her a house and got divorced so he could marry Betty. Betty is more concerned with why he hid the truth for so long.
Betty asks him if he saw Anna while he was in California. She says he can’t trust him and doesn’t know who he is. He meekly replies, “Yes, you do.”
Don carries the box of old family photographs into the bedroom, and tries to open up to Betty. He says his mother was a prostitute, and his father Archie and wife Abigail raised him. Archie died when he was ten, and Abigail took up with Uncle Mac. All are dead, even his step brother Adam who committed suicide. Don sadly admits this was because he didn’t want Adam in his life. Betty silently takes this all in.
Roger makes some phone calls on Joan’s behalf.
Greg comes home with flowers, and tells Joan that he found the solution. He joined the army as a surgeon.
Forgotten, Miss Farrell gets out of the car and walks away. The next day, Betty and and kids act as if nothing happened. Don calls Miss Farrell from the office and says they can’t see each other anymore.
Betty and Don take the kids out for trick or treat. Francine’s husband Carlton recognizes Sally and Bobby’s costumes as a gypsy and a hobo. He asks Don, “who are you supposed be?”
Then And Now
- Greg signs up for the army without the knowledge that Vietnam is going to go on for quite a bit longer.
- Americans don’t like eating horse meat.
- “No fault divorce” didn’t begin until California in 1970.
Thoughts
Nice to see more of Joan and Roger. Roger’s reaction to his old flame and glee at Joan’s phone call hints at continued feelings for Joan. Meanwhile, Joan’s marriage to Greg continues to deteriorate.
Loved Betty and Don’s confrontation. She emerges from the shadows and is firm about learning the truth. Great acting by Jon Hamm as Don is stripped away, revealing a scared Dick Whitman, stumbling with a cigarette and speaking with a soft, nervous voice.
I don’t think his explanation completely satisfied Betty. His last confession on the bed may have been a calculated ploy for sympathy. Note he didn’t admit to his numerous affairs, which was Betty’s reason for searching through his things and trying to open the desk drawer in the first place. I think she’ll do more digging in the next two episodes, especially since the lawyer mentioned “proof of adultery” as necessary for divorce.
It didn’t strike me until now, but Don’s shoe box filled with old, black and white photos contrasts with his color, slide projected ones of his new life with Betty in The Wheel.
I don’t think we’ve seen the last of Suzanne; perhaps something terrible will befall her brother Danny, and she’ll rightly blame Don, underlining the damage of his continual lies. Perhaps too dramatically obvious, but so was the entire affair.
The episode’s last line was an uncharacteristically silly joke, but saved by a quick cut to the credits.
With only two episodes left, thoughts turn to a possible season finale: Betty finds out about any of Don’s affairs. She gets cash from selling Gene’s house, and serves Don with divorce papers. Don takes his cash hoard and runs away with Suzanne, leaving everyone hanging. Meanwhile, Sterling Cooper is bought by Duck’s firm – Peggy is mysteriously promoted as Don’s replacement. This is the season where all of Don’s lies catch up to him, and his reaction may be to run.
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