Movie Notes: Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

August 29th, 2009

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

2 stars = 2 stars

Starring Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman
Directed by George Lucas

Synopsis

Jedi Knights Qui Gon (Liam Neeson) and Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) escort queen Amidala (Natlie Portman) from the planet Naboo, being played as a piece in a galactic political struggle. On the planet Tatooine, they meet a young Anakin Skywalker (Jake Lloyd) who is strong with the Force.

The Good

The Bad

Conclusion

A decade later (meaning today), I felt I could finally watch The Phantom Menace objectively — and it was a disappointment. While the gilded world of the Old Republic pre-war and pre Empire is superficially interesting, the annoying Jar Jar and young Anakin really drag things down. I seriously recommend starting with Episode II.

IMDB: The Phantom Menace
Wikipedia: The Phantom Menace
Rotten Tomatoes: The Phantom Menace

10 Comments

  1. Timmargh says:

    Yep, it sucked. Just thinking about Midichlorians makes me want to go on a killing spree!

  2. Rob O'Daniel says:

    Lucas himself was lurked to the dark side with this heap of poo.

    Back when George & Co. pioneered the incredible effects in the the original movies, they were costly, labor-intensive, and time-consuming, so they were used sparingly and specifically to propel the story forward. With the 2nd trilogy, effects had become so easy & cheap that he peppered the movies too liberally and needlessly with eye candy that offered nothing in terms of plot advancement or support. It became fluff rather than substance.

    Technology within the timeframe of the 2nd trilogy’s storyline is a generation older and therefore should be –less– advanced, yet everything — with the notable exception of the pod racers — looks much –more– polished. And I suspect it’s because few (if any) physical models were used and CGI can’t do imperfect nearly as well as it can perfect.

    I was very bothered by the science versus religion BS where Lucas spoiled the mysticism of the Force with the whole Midichlorian symbiosis crap. This was such a jarring contrast to the way it was presented by old Ben Kenobe and it really left a bad taste in my mouth.

    And you’re right — Darth Maul was all swagger and mystery for a brief while but a complete dud in no time at all.

    The introduction of the pointless layers of jumbled politics to attempt to fill in more story was grating and it only got much worse with the Episodes 2 & 3. It was almost impossible to follow and didn’t fit well with the type of storytelling used in the original trilogy.

    All together, a terribly disappointing waste of an opportunity that Star Wars fans had been waiting decades for. Lucas is done. And after the crap they pulled together on Indy 4, Spielberg’s on thin ice too!

  3. webomatica says:

    Good point about the effects getting way out of control. Also add that
    Lucas got to use as much CGI as he wanted simply because, well, he’s
    George Lucas with huge monetary resources. That freedom seems to have
    let him indulge some bad tendencies. In particular, the whole “green
    screen” thing and all CGI chararcters (more about this in future
    reviews of these flicks…)

    At this stage I still prefer Spielberg sci fi (Minority Report, War of
    the Worlds) but Indy 4: ouch… quote myself: “a stunt man working his
    way beneath a speeding car was infinitely more satisfying than Shia
    LaBeouf hit in the crotch by virtual jungle plants.”

  4. webomatica says:

    Now wondering why nobody tested Palpatine’s midichlorian count…

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  6. papa says:

    I’ve always wanted to watch the “Phantom Edit” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_Edit) which, from what I’ve read, actually turns a mediocre film into a decent one.

    Your post certainly makes me want give it a go. Maybe you can review it at some point?

  7. webomatica says:

    Yeah I once tried to find the phantom edit online but couldn’t.
    Definitely want to try again for a proper review.

  8. mariomario019 says:

    I like star wars! It rocks!

    Oh have to say something: “Mario like your shows yaha!!”

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