I Don’t Like Wolfram Alpha Because It Makes Me Feel Stupid
May 19th, 2009
That headline is pretty much the crux of it. There’s a new “search engine” (in quotes because they don’t want to be compared with Google, but inevitably will because a big text box that you type in indicates “search engine” to everyone on the Internet) that claims to be a “computational knowledge engine.” I don’t even know what that sentence is supposed to mean.
So when checking it out, I typed some queries in there (california special election, academy award winners 2008, how much does Barack Obama weigh) I was curious about, and it gave me the answer “Wolfram Alpha isn’t sure what to do with your input.” Okay.
But it is useful in certain specific instances. You can ask if a certain number is prime. You can look up the book title “The Grapes of Wrath” and find out when it was published and that it won a Pulitzer. You can solve a Diophantine equation. You can compute mechanical work.
Well, that’s cool. But I have literally, no use for any of this information. The last time I needed to know a prime number was in highschool, and I wouldn’t know what a Diophantine equation was if it bit me in the Grapes of Wrath. I’m not going to nod my head saying, “I see how this can be really useful” and even pretend to understand it, because I simply don’t. I mean: resistivity: 1.69 x 10-5 ohm cm … what the heck is resistivity? I can’t remember what a -5 exponent is or an ohm.
There’s no question this knowledge is useful to someone, but for me it just flies right over my head, both in usefulness and results. I feel like I’d have to go back to college just to learn some what to ask it and then understand the responses. But that isn’t going to happen, and so it’s pretty obvious Wolfram Alpha is confined to being a niche service.
Yet part of Wolfram Alpha’s goals are to not be a niche service:
“Wolfram|Alpha aims to bring expert-level knowledge and capabilities to the broadest possible range of people—spanning all professions and education levels.”
They really need to work on that last part. I’m really reluctant to use a service that makes me feel like a moron, both for my inability to understand its answers and for making me feel like any legitimate questions I have are too simplistic for it to waste time on.