Third Webomatica Contest: Bad Video Game Ideas

September 12th, 2007

Cheetahmen

WebomaticaThe third Webomatica contest should be fun for all involved. I’m looking for bad video game ideas.

  1. Brainstorm an idea for a terrible video game. Some ideas, which should be pretty self-explanatory:
    1. Peak Oil
    2. Help Casey Serin Avoid Foreclosure
    3. Greedo: Who Shot First?
    4. Sausage Construction Set
  2. For more brainstorming fodder, here’s a link to some awful video game ideas. Also check out some actual, terrible video games like Cheetamen (here’s a history site), Action 52, ET, this Japanese “ultimate challenge” game, Penn and Teller video game (read more here). Read this list of video games that got a bad reception.
  3. (A video game based on one of the truly terrible movies you folks had me watch is possible, but a bit obvious).
  4. “Bad” could mean “stupid” “cynical” “impossible” “gross” or “frustrating” it’s really up to you.
  5. The best idea or two will be made into a small Flash video game by yours truly. That should be enough of a prize for anyone, I think - but on second thought I’ll throw in a $20 iTunes gift certificate. I’ll work with the idea person(s) directly, during development.
  6. I have two playable examples coming up shortly - I think you’ll get the idea after those go live.

(Yes, there is a slight ulterior motive for this contest - I need to improve my Flash skills and small, self-contained projects are the easiest way to get my feet wet).

Please post any entries to the contest in the comments below, or write about it on your own blog and link here.

14 comments!

  1. comment Gravatar engtech - September 12th, 2007

    AJ Valliant in Cubicle Land

  2. comment Gravatar Dave - September 12th, 2007

    I’ll have to mull this one over. But whatever you do, don’t remake this one:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer%27s_Revenge

  3. comment Gravatar webomatica - September 12th, 2007

    A Beats Entropy exclusive - that could be amusing. I definitely have a soft spot for the cubicle dweller plight.

    Dave I’m sure whatever you come up with will be hilarious.

  4. comment Gravatar Urbanist - September 12th, 2007

    So … I’m tainted by too much time on Digg, but how about: pin the iPhone on RonPaul using FireFox? :)

  5. comment Gravatar webomatica - September 12th, 2007

    Ha ha - would that be called the “Digg Video Game”?

  6. comment Gravatar Urbanist - September 12th, 2007

    I prefer to think of it as ‘Diggbait: The Game!’ but either title would work equally fine :D

  7. comment Gravatar engtech - September 12th, 2007

    I like the idea of Crooks and Grannies

    it’s a mugging simulator.

  8. comment Gravatar Dave - September 13th, 2007

    Ok, here’s my idea. It’s actually a series of games based on mundane life events. I figured I’d call the series “Mundane Games”

    “Transit Rider”
    You control a hapless commuter who is riding (Muni) into work. Your commuter has a pleasure meter. Goal is to max out the pleasure meter on the ride to work before your final stop. This will be hard though, since by virtue of the commute the meter will be going down constantly. If your meter goes to zero, you become a commuter zombie. You can prevent your meter from going to zero by performing the following actions:
    * staring at the hot chick on the train,
    * grabbing a seat (but don’t knock over granny doing it!)
    * getting on without paying fare (adds pleasure cuz you will have money for lunch and the thrill factor)
    * surreptitiously eating a donut that you carried on board (don’t get caught!)

    You lose pleasure points if (just a sampling):
    * You are standing and squeezed in like a sardine
    * Someone stinky sits next to you
    * You stare too long at the hot chick and her boyfriend berates you
    * Crazy person starts acting crazy (and you don’t move to the other side of the train)

    Variants or sequels to Transit Rider, using the same basic premise include:
    “Coach Class Flyer”
    “Checkout Stand Queueing”
    “Elevator Rider”

  9. comment Gravatar webomatica - September 13th, 2007

    I can think of several “power ups” used to alleviate boredom - iPod, magazine, laptop - all with their own problems. Such as iPod / laptop low battery or magazine keeps being jostled by the other passengers. Or you’re standing and can’t really use the magazine or the laptop.

    I think the airplane ride version would be pretty cool - I can think of a lot of problems I’ve had on flights recently - sick passengers - late flights - no seat room - dang.

  10. comment Gravatar engtech - September 16th, 2007

    airplane rider would be awesome, especially if the graphics were similar to line rider. :)

  11. comment Gravatar Cody - November 15th, 2007

    dude they should make a friday the 13th game where u r jason killing the cmap counsellours for the xbox 360, or the same idea just with nightmare on elm street with u as freddy

  12. comment Gravatar Webomatica Contest 4: Leave Comment 4,000 And Win 40 Bucks » Webomatica - Technology and Entertainment Digest - January 7th, 2008

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  13. comment Gravatar Podophile - January 7th, 2008

    “Alan Greenspan’s BACHELOR PARTY!”

    Navigate Alan Greenspan through a room full of strippers, tipping each $1, while avoiding Andrea Mitchell. You lose (”failed monetary policy”) if you tip the same stripper twice, or if you run into Mitchell, who performs a Mortal Kombat-style finishing move on you.

  14. comment Gravatar webomatica - January 7th, 2008

    Heh… that might be a bit cereberal to many… does Alan get to adjust the interest rates too?

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