Movie Notes: Reform School Girls

August 11th, 2007

Note: This is an entry in the Second Webomatica Contest: So Bad They’re Good Movies

Reform School Girls

0 stars
So Bad It’s Good Rating = –8 stars

Starring Linda Carol, Wendy O. Williams, Sybil Danning
Directed by Tom DeSimone

My eyes are really burning now, but there’s much laughter. Reform School Girls features tough women acting manly, senseless violence, a crayon-on-construction-paper plot, tortured emotion, cat fights, prison riots, ridiculous camera angles, over-acting, pointless underwear and nudity, a low budget, and cheesy soundtrack to boot. Did I leave anything out? Think 1986 on infinite repeat over night on some pay cable channel. It’s bad and badderer.

The so-bad-it’s-funny movie elements of Reform School Girls are endless, but here’s my abridged list:

Man this movie was bad. It’s so bad I constantly wondered if the filmmakers intended it to be so awful or were they just looking for a quick buck?

The music was all done by Wendy O. Williams, lead singer for the Plasmatics. She kinda sounds like Byran Adams crossed with KISS and Joan Jett. Her gruff performance is the primary reason to see this film. But don’t take that as an endorsement.

Here are some articles written by some folks who felt it in them to spend much more time thinking about this film than I:

IMDB: Reform School Girls
Rotten Tomatoes: Reform School Girls 17%

4 Comments

  1. Dede says:

    Glad you enjoyed my bad movie! Don’t say you weren’t warned!!! ;-)

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