More Funny Search Keywords

August 7th, 2007

Every few months I like looking at the Webomatica server logs for strange search keyphrases. Here’s a list of ones that struck my fancy as strangely funny. It’s odd window into what people are searching for when they visit this site, and what this site seems to be about from the search engine point of view. Unfortunately, I don’t think any of these folks found what they were looking for:

  • why did gilmore girls end
  • hot mexican men
  • no close on girls
  • were do james bond go for his films
  • rat toy movie
  • how to make a bubble talk in video
  • over masterbaiting
  • the beatles were stoned during revolver
  • james bond women where are they now
  • soylent green sequel
  • twinki deconstructed
  • james bond powerpoint
  • natalie portman hot grits
  • lolcats i-phone
  • why make starbuck crazy? battlestar
  • drugged sesame street
  • deathstars nazis?
  • fat adama
  • never say never again domination
  • flabby actors
  • why the iphone sucks
  • i am no one special. just a common man with common thoughts. there are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. but in one respect i have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who ever lived. i ve loved another with all my heart and soul and for me that has always been enough.

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5 comments!

  1. comment Gravatar Louis Gray - August 7th, 2007

    Lucky you. Most of mine are “R” rated or worse.

    Current: http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s15lgraycom&r=54
    Top Ranked: http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s15lgraycom&r=51

  2. comment Gravatar webomatica - August 7th, 2007

    daym what have you been writing about on your blog? :) well, I now wonder what search terms will show up after my review of Freddy Got Fingered.

  3. comment Gravatar Louis Gray - August 7th, 2007

    I wrote two notes on how Google Video’s “Top 100″ is basically porn smut. Lots of “XXX” and “Girl”, blah blah… so, given I covered it, those fun keywords are in the blog. Better yet, as I used Blogger’s integrated label tags, for “YouTube”, “Google”, “Video”, “Porn”, etc., those net new pages also have those fun keywords.

    I have to expect a lot of frustrated pervs come to my site only to find text.

  4. comment Gravatar Flanture - August 11th, 2007

    “james bond women where are they now” LOL !

  5. comment Gravatar O. - August 20th, 2007

    my best one is “oouuhh” so i hope you realize how lucky you are to have such fine search strings leading to your site :-)

    i mean, “twinki deconstructed” ROTFL

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