The iPhone: Guaranteed Predictions Of Peripheral Entertainment

June 21, 2007

Steve Jobs With An iPod

Get ready for iPhone Madness next week Friday. While I’m just as excited as the next geek, the Jobsian fanatic tech-circus will certainly spawn the same wacky reactions as every other Apple product’s debut over the past decade. Expect all the items below to happen in multiple locations simultaneously nationwide, and the articles documenting said events to appear on Digg, Slashdot, Ars Technica, Engadget, Metafilter, Flickr, YouTube, and blogs galore.

Smash My iPhone

So that’s my list. Any other predictions?


  1. webomatica says:

    Ah yes a trackback from an iPhone peripheral splog.

  2. DaFerret says:

    “Someone will launch a web app or skin for other phones that blatantly mimics the UI of the iPhone so all the people without can pretend.”
    Has already been done to an extent.

    “Apple will shut them down.”


  3. Mike says:

    Heh. After a while, I guess you’ve seen it all. You’ve got a good memory, most of that looked familiar to me, but I wouldn’t have remembered half that list.

    It could be worse: Apple could have waited until Black Friday to release the iPhone. ;)

  4. webomatica says:

    The sad truth is I eat this stuff up – the Apple product unboxings in particular make me drool and feel all queasy inside. I’m totally serious. :) Well, until I slap myself and realize how silly it is to be ogling plastic rectangles…

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