Strange Search Phrases
Here we go, yet another entry in the mesmerizing category of strange search strings (because I don’t have any concrete posts ready to go right now). Anyhow, here are some of the more amusing search strings that people typed into Google, and landed here, of all places.
Note: I think these are getting funnier, as I fill up the blogosphere with more and more “long tail” meanderings.
pissed off sesame street characters
how to make animated movies like happy feet
fat adama
how can i get gilmore girls hairstyles?
please can i watch star wars2
half dog half cat
what alien in star trek looks like flying eggs
what breed was the cat in the james bond movie
saxophone notes to hey jude
haiku of elvis presley
how to make a submarine with a pop bottle
cat sitting on an apple computer
This is from another blog I co-author:
gong show popsicle twins 4
popsicle twins 3
suck my balls 2
gridhouse 2
celebrity video scandal 2
scandal sex tape celebrity 1
suck my balls video 1
strathcona art park 1
celebrity sex tape 1
Celebrity scandal 1
3-D model trains by abacus 1
lose battle with entropy 1
what movies were released on the 29th Se 1
Abacus 3d model trains 1
“Popsicle twins“ 1
inurl:2006 released erotic movies 1
potter twins video 1
national holidays of the year 1
south park suck my balls 1
silvercity gloucester map to 1
bring-your-kid-to-work day 1
uganda rising imdb 1
pans labyrinth trailer 1
sex sat .coc 1
view celebrity sex tape 1
The Popsicle Twins 1
jetsons cartoons 1
Harry potter and south park 1
gridhouse movie 1
Art in Strathcona 1
bring your children to work days 1
bring your kid to work day 1
twins video 1
pan’s labyrinth trailer 1
what kind of food would bring to the par 1
Bring your kid to work day 1
celebrity video sex scandal 1
bikini fight video 1
you can suck my balls mr. garrison 1
south park & harry potter 1
best song ever made 1
the popsicle boy 1
“cool chicks“ 1
the popsicle twins 1
THE MAIL OF DAY 1
kane and abel real story 1
postal mail bag straps 1
aj sex tape 1
doa bikini movie 1
confused man cartoon 1
eng — what are you writing about on that blog? Pretty funny. Anyhow, I must say, now that you’ve added these lovely phrases to this post I may possibly be “set up” for more entertaining search strings in the future.
Who the heck are the popsicle twins?
Haha! And that is why I took myself off of The Google.
With a site like flammable animals, the mind reels at the fringe possibilities.
@web: it’s a group blog I do with some real life friends (http://beatsentropy.com)
I think this post got in the top ten on google for Scooby Doo Mystery Van Bestiality searches at one point.
Argh, I think you have dunnit again. Yet another blog to add to my feed reader. Hilarious stuff.
Speaking of searches, have you ever done a regular Google search and had one of your own pages turn up as the first result?
That happens to me from time to time and it always kinda weirds me out.
Right now I have the first google result for: “worst james bond songs”
I can understand feeling a little weird but that means more people will find your site through searching, which is good.
Yeah, i do get the vast majority of my traffic from searches. It’s just that the last thing I expect to see when doing an everyday search is something I’ve already written about.
Heh well I guess you may not be giving yourself enough credit…
hahahaha, solid list.