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The Best And Worst James Bond Films

February 17th, 2007

So what was the point of my watching all twenty-something James Bond movies? So I could write several awesome “Best Of” posts laden with Bond quips, cool images, and / or sexual innuendo. So here are what I consider the best Bond films – exactly seven, in honor of “007″.

Note: These are listed in chronological order, or in “no particular order” in terms of best to worst.

Secondary note: Please click on the titles to read my previous reviews on each film. Plus, here are the links to all my James Bond movie reviews.

Best 007 James Bond Films:

001. From Russia With Love

From Russia With Love

Three aspects of Bond: suave seducer, sneaky spy, and killer were established right here.

002. Goldfinger

Goldfinger

Take From Russia With Love but add an uber bad guy and several evil henchmen (and one henchwoman).

003. Thunderball

Thunderball

You’ll certainly “get the point” of Bond during this one. There’s the addition of epic battles and an outrageously smoking hot babe to the franchise.

004. The Spy Who Loved Me

The Spy Who Loved Me

Roger Moore’s best outing, with adept, needed variations on the Bond formula.

005. The Living Daylights

The Living Daylights

Dalton is surprisingly good, playing a more serious Bond after a string of “meh” Roger Moore outings.

006. GoldenEye

Goldeneye

Pierce Brosnan comes in and resets the franchise yet again. Plus, it’s hard to “top” Xenia as the sexiest baddie since Pussy Galore.

007. Casino Royale (2006)

Casino Royale

The ultimate Bond reboot. A bit too violent for my tastes, but a shock to the system is yet again, exactly what the franchise needed.

Worst 007 Bond Films:

1. Moonraker: Space and spies don’t mix.

2. Tomorrow Never Dies: I started watching this one, and realized I’d seen it before. Totally forgettable.

3. Die Another Day: I wanted to die during this film, as it seemed to last an entire day.

4. Licence To Kill: Much too dark Dalton misfire.

5. Diamonds Are Forever: Sean Connery looks bored during his last EON Bond film.

6. Octopussy: Too many villains and Bond stoops to dressing in a clown suit.

7. The Man With The Golden Gun: Just tragically average, and in addition to the gun there’s a third nipple – gross.

(Never Say Never Again was pretty bad, but it wasn’t an EON production. Still, it ought to be mentioned as yet another bad Bond film.)

Who’s The Best Bond Actor?

So who’s the best Bond? I’m a Sean Connery fan. These next lists are my orderings based on who played Bond:

Sean Connery Bond Films from Best to Worst:

Goldfinger, Thunderball, From Russia With Love, Dr. No, You Only Live Twice, Diamonds Are Forever

Roger Moore Bond Films from Best to Worst:

The Spy Who Loved Me, For Your Eyes Only, Live And Let Die, A View To A Kill, The Man With The Golden Gun, A View To A Kill, Octopussy, Moonraker

Pierce Brosnan Bond Films from Best to Worst:

GoldenEye, The World Is Not Enough, Tomorrow Never Dies, Die Another Day

Timothy Dalton Bond Films from Best to Worst:

The Living Daylights, Licence To Kill

…and poor George Lazenby only made one Bond film, which was pretty decent. Lastly, I think the jury is still out with Daniel Craig, but he’s off to an outstanding start.

Note: Here are the links to all my James Bond movie reviews.

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174 Comments

  1. Rik says:

    Moonraker ??? Whoa! You consider this a good Bond film? Sorry this automatically makes your opinions not valid at all… SORRY but true.

  2. Rik says:

    you are correct sir! What's with the contraDICTION?

  3. Tyler says:

    I think moonraker is awsome. My favoroute bond is Roger moore.
    MY FAVROUTE BOND MOVIES IN ORDER ARE…
    1.MOONRAKER
    2.GOLDENEYE
    3.THE SPY WHO LOVED ME
    4.QUANTOM OF SOLICE
    5.CASINO ROYALE
    6.FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
    7.LICENCE TO KILL
    8.DR.NO
    9.ON HER MAJASTYS SECRET SERVICE
    10.DIMONDS ARE FOREVER
    I HATE DIMONDS ARE FOREVER + ON HER MAJASTYS SECRET SERVICE

  4. Jaws says:

    DANIEL CRAIG IS MY FAVURUTE
    GEORGE LAZENBY IS PANTS
    MOONRAKER IS MY FAVORUTE
    2.THE SPY WHO LOVED ME
    3.QUANTOM OF SOLICE
    4.CASINO ROYALE
    MY FAVROUTE VILAN IS JAWS

  5. Romeo says:

    My favroute bond is Daniel craig my favroute movie is QUANTOM OF SOLICE!

  6. Leonardo di Dawson says:

    I agree with Jaws+Romeo but my favroute is`nt quantom of solice
    Mr Right is rong because the old casino royale is`nt even James bond it`s Jimmy bond in 1967+1957

  7. abhishek says:

    i like timothy dalton the most in his last movie licence to kill……………………….

  8. pc says:

    youre a fuckin dumbass..

  9. MONNEX says:

    Roger Moore is my Personal favorite, but I don't look at worst and best Bonds, I take all the bonds together and find the great things about each of them, such as the Humor of Roger Moore, the Goofyness of Connery, the Modern quality of Craig and the “I don't give a shit” from Brosnan, They are all fine to me, but Fleming's goal wasn't to find the Bond most like his books, he wanted to entertain people, and Moore entertains me with his Suave intelligent Humor, My Favorite is Moonraker or Octopussy, it may not be your favorite, but it's mine… Next would be License to kill, The Spy Who Loved Me, Live And Let Die, and Man With The Golden Gun. I don't know how people can tell other people which Bond is “Bad”, there is no way of Calculating, it's all opinion, and I find it childish to see it in this way, just take the best and put it together :)

  10. Ben says:

    Casino Royale is one of my favourites too. But we should remember that the movie and novel story-lines are very different.

    Just throwing it in there that Goldeneye is my fav bond. Also, I think For Your Eyes Only is under-rated quite often

  11. g says:

    I think your opinions are wrong. My favorite bond is Dalton. Licence to kill was better than what most say about it, and i wish Dalton made more films. Lazenby Stinks!

  12. claytonn says:

    pierce brosnan is the best james bond and i think the best james bond movie is goldeneye or die another day.

  13. kill1991 says:

    This is my opinion on the Best to Worst Bond Movies
    1.) From Russia With Love
    2.) The Spy Who Loved Me
    3.) Licence to Kill
    4.) Tomorrow Never Dies
    5.) For Your Eyes Only
    6.) Goldfinger
    7.) Casino Royal
    8.) Goldeneye
    9.) Dr. No
    10.) Live and Let Die
    11.) The Living Daylights
    12.) You Only Live Twice
    13.) On Her Majesty's Secret Service
    14.) A View To A Kill
    15.) Quantum of Solace
    16.) Thunderball
    17.) Moonraker
    18.) Die Another Day
    19.) Octopussy
    20.) The World is Not Enough
    21.) Diamonds are Forever
    22.) The Man With The Golden Gun

  14. Hkg36 says:

    The worst bond film ever is never say never hands down it is just pure pro yank propaganda Q wants to join the CIA that laughable anyone who truly knows the British or any European they would know the US is despised. No member of Her majesties service would be caught dead claiming the CIA is better it is utter nonsense as the Brits would say.
    Not to mention Kim Basinger is the ugliest bond girl ever; see looks like Yankee trailer trash.

  15. Alyssa says:

    Well it would be understandable that an ugly brit, with your horrid accents, and your disgusting dirty teeth, would think in such ways of the United States. However, as, Americans, know that this is the greatest nation on earth. Don't like that? Tough. Deal with it you ugly limey.

  16. puszkin says:

    nobody is better than Roger Moore, and “kill 1991″ about your list who cares whether 18 or 21, it is not 100 meter sprint you can use a stopwatch and declare who was better by a margin of .01 sec. all those lists are simply stupid. the best 100 movies ever, the best 100 actores ever, etc. I have my own list, so does my wife, and who's list is BETTER?

  17. jason says:

    the best bond movie is die another day for sure

  18. Dave says:

    Die another day was Hitler's favourite.

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  20. Verweyen says:

    the best bond movie is Goldfinger because everything is right

  21. three gun fish says:

    live and let die is my favorite bond film.

  22. hotshotboy says:

    best bonds:
    pierce brosnan
    sean connery
    roger moore
    timothy dalton
    daniel craig
    george lazenby

  23. Bill says:

    Dr. No was the best. I saw it first run in a large theater with a small audience, with a few of my friends. We knew nothing about Bond or what to expect. Starting with the colored circles moving in the intro with the Bond music of course (did Saul Bass do this?). It blew is away. The three blind mice, the Kingston location, varnished wood of the British interiors, and of course Bond’s wardrobe. His suit #1 (grey kidd mohair “conduit cut”, white shirt, dark blue tie) So kool. Also very foreboding was Dr. No’s round room where he gives the dufis gunsil the spider to kill Bond with–that was tasty too, with the round open air skylight. And who could forget Ursulla Undress? Yeah after Dr. No, it was all downhill.

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