Battlestar Galactica: Taking A Break From All Your Worries
January 31st, 2007
Season 3, Episode 13

As with other installments this season, I enjoyed approximately half of this episode. The relationship stuff - Apollo, Starbuck, Dualla, and Sam I could care less about. I fail to see what’s so appealing about Kara Thrace on a romantic level as she pulls the normally respectable Apollo into her muck. I don’t get off on the soap-opera, melodramatic side of our Cylon-hating humans.
The other half contained exactly what I enjoy about Battlestar Galactica. Baltar being tortured, fed hallucinogenic substances, nearly murdered by a former friend, but they still feel obligated to keep him around - awesome stuff. The best part was realizing the Cylon torture method of sticking a USB cable in a bloody ear wasn’t the worst in store for Batlar. At least that form of sadism involved Lucy Lawless in a plunging neckline. This time around, torture means being strapped into a chair Hannibal Lecter style, force-fed drugs, while a soft-spoken Adama shines a flashlight in your eye as you drown in the dark.
The black pit of darkness is clear - however evil the Cylons are, at least they’re rational to some degree. The humans on the other hand, are flailing about in the water themselves, constantly fighting with each other and plunging their friends down into the cold waters below. At least that’s what I got from the parallel stories of the tiresome love quadrangle and Baltar being threatened with expulsion out of an airlock.
And now we now know that Batlar isn’t a Cylon.
Will Baltar’s trial involve waterboarding? What did Baltar whisper to Gaeta before he was stabbed with a pen? I can’t wait to find out.
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